Your Intelegance test

1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

List of Cute (or lame) Pickup lines

• Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
• So, you're a girl huh?
• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
• Which one of the Spice girls are you?
• Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
• Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
• Your shoe is untied. Can I tie it for you?
• I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I'm gonna need to get that.

11 pointless websites

• http://www.blank.org/
• http://www.somthing.com/
• http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/
• http://www.duhh.com/
• http://www.lame.org/
• http://www.this-page-intentionally-left-blank.org/
• http://www.rocketboom.com/extra/bill_gates_uh/
• http://uhh.com.au/
• http://www.dumblaws.com/
• http://www.dontclick.it/
• http://www.megic.1go.dk/dontclickeng

Don't click here!

List of 10 Completely Random Funfacts i bet u never knew.

• More than 19,000 U.S. Scientists have signed a petition stating that there is No convincing scientific evidence that humans can cause 'Global Warming'.
• Business.com is currently the most expensive domain name sold for $7.5 million.
• Pumpkin rule of thumb: the darker the shell, the longer the pumpkin lasts.
• People in parts of Western China put salt in their tea instead of sugar.
• The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
• Slugs have 4 noses.
• Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.
• Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
• The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
• 2,500 newborn babies will be dropped in the next month.

List of Reasons not to Do My Schoolwork Right Now

• Its Useless
• its boaring
• its time consuming
• i could be writting a list on why not to do it right now
• i am writting a list on why not to do it right now
• Lady Di would want me to do what my heart tells me
• my hear tells me to take a nap
• i can be making some tea right now
• my tea is getting cold.
• my rug needs vacuming
• i need to draw a picture
• my teacher sucks. (me)
• m lips are cfhapped
• i have a headace.
• i could be watcing House
• my Books need to be read
• i want to go shoping
• i could be taking photos
• i could be blogging ( Iam)
• i want to make cookies
• my little borthers need some atention
• i need to go on trip to japan rihgt now
• its .. spring break!
• i am missing Rush Limbaugh,
• my chores need to be done
• i am in a bad mood
• i am in a good mood
• Rush Limbaugh is over
• i have run out of ideas belive it or not
• i should be doing ym schoolwork right now,..

List of Sunny Day Activities

• Tan
• Chalk
• Sports
• Garden
• Mow the Laws
• Jog
• Socialize with neighbors
• Admire the beautiful day
• paint a landscape
• ride a bike/scooter/skateboard
• go for a drive
• walk your dog
• mulch the lawn
• water the lawn
• spy on your neighbors

Things to Do in the Rain

• Twirl Your Umbrella
• Splash in Puddles
• Kiss your Boyfriend/ Husband/ Stranger
• take pictres
• Take a bath (UK)
• work on your garden
• Act Like a loonatic and go run arouns wearing a white tee
• paint a modern art picture entitled 'dripping paint'
• wish it was sunny